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!!Achtung!!
[Remember I suck as a writer, but I also believe that shouldn't stop anyone from writing... hmm, well at least on a blog]
[Also remember other factors when I'm writing a blog :: mood, hunger, horniness, sleeplessness, distractions, lapse of time, dizziness, oxygen levels, external and internal temperatures, telephone calls, IMs, bathroom breaks and maybe one other I have missed from this list]
Thank you!
kevin@lgt2.com
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Monday, March 07, 2005
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How have you been?
One thing that I have learned over the past month is when someone asks you "how have you been?" you lie to him or her and act like you just got laid for the first time. Believe it or not, I am still in the same situation as I was in my last month's blog about hospitals and all that. Still doing the same, monotonous thing day in and day out. However, it's not interesting anymore like it once was. Since that blog entry I've learned how hospitals operate, how doctors really are towards their patients and how their food is still just as fun as the first time :) But, seriously, that being said, if someone asks you how you have been after having a month's worth of dirty laundry on your shoulders, lie lie lie to them and say "I have been super and you look wonderful". Might as well go for the gold if you are going to lie in the first place.
Now, one of my biggest problems in my own life is that I strive to be as honest as possible at all times, for better or worst, but society somehow bitch slaps me in the face every time I am honest. Now that still won't stop me from being honest, but if you want to keep your friends, avoid the dead pan facial expressions and the nervous twitches from people, lie about your day, no matter how bad it is.
The funny thing is, on days when I do have a good day, actually a super, fantastic, fabulous, 9 inches off the ground day, I get the same reactions as if I were honest about having a bad day. Chances are, when someone asks you how your day has been they don't really care because they have problems of their own. So when you say you are on top of the world they could get just as uncomfortable because they wanted to hear about you being worse off then them. So when you lie about your day, don't over do it either. Just say "I'm fine, where is the restroom".
However, once you go into the restroom after having a chest held high, nothing can stop me now, I'm such a queen, day, you best not stand next to a cute guy in the stall. One moment of pee shyness and your goody good day is shot in the ass. That's right, it's not normal to stand at the pee stall for 15 minutes not moving your hands. You know people are going to be watching outside at the door when you finally come out.
Then again, everything above that I just wrote about doesn't matter because it's 1:19am at the bar and everyone is too drunk to remember anything anyways, including yourself.
I get sidetracked, toodles! (no lie)
posted by vectorlime 9:14:00 PM
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